They would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I’m saying is this; when you’re faced with a loaded gun, what’s the difference? - The Departed (2006)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

Robin & Dina

lordlou:

the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset 

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

aausten