Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

nochillneymar:

why arsenal gotta be like that aunt that always looks nice n classy when she first shows up to the family function but as soon as she breaks into the wine cellar its like ur witnessing the rise & fall of an empire 

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

spring2000:

me: *puts one hand on my hip*
everyone: omg are you a model??

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

inspired by windchill7

oldtrafford:

I feel like Southampton are hell-bent on revenge on the premier league like u take my players I’ll take ur points

dolcce:

Ok

Jack Falahee + selfies

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